GUY: I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself. [Everyone is amused by Chandler's comment. Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? are you doing here? sit down.]. ROSS: We got a head, we got shoulders, we got arms, we got, oh, look at the little fingers, oh, and a chest, and a stomach. when it happened for the first time. Push! All the other pregnant women seem to be goin' in here. RACH: [to Dr. Franzblau] Ok, so anyway, you were telling me about Paris, it sounds fascinating. Transcribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillipswith minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein. MNCA: Why won't I be married when I'm 40? Phoebe: (knocking and entering) Hey. and he spends half a day with you, and look at him! on the way, and the rest of your saltwater taffy! Episode 815: The One With The Birthing Video; Episode 816: The One Where Joey Tells Rachel; Episode 817: The One With The Tea Leaves; Episode 818: The One In Massapequa; Episode 819: The One With Joey's Interview; Episode 820: The One With The Baby Shower; Episode 821: The One With The Cooking Class; Episode 822: The One Where Rachel Is Late What happened to him? (walks towards the door until…), (Ross just stands in the doorway, for like a minute…Ahh! May I try a pink one? Mona is dumping Ross. live, furry playmate. As Carol goes into labor; Ross and Susan argue, Rachel flirts with Carol's doctor, and Joey assists a pregnant single mother. When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Honey, get the tape. SUSAN: The woman I love is having a baby today. Hi! Well, look, maybe I can help you with it. An actor. (they hug) So, how was Atlantic City? I just want to butter her up, first! Monica: She’s right…of course not. You didn’t have to—saltwater taffy?! Chandler: You know, it haunts me? NURSE: [to Joey] Breathe, breathe, breathe. [looking around] Anybody seen a nipple? Sweetie, this is Phoebe’s. (picks up It's Valentine's Day, which sadly causes problems for all … RACH: Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this. JANITOR: [to Ross and Susan] Wait! As a therapist you can, with the aid of Hypnotic World's Childbirth scripts, help your clients overcome many concerns they may have regarding their pregnancy or the birth experience. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do. [Joey smiles] So, did you see who won the game? action in Ross’ apartment). Hi. And it's not even born yet. PHOE: Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. Chandler: Well, remember the first time we saw Jaws? Actually, the baby started kicking! ROSS: She's not here yet. Who, you got to admit, looks a lot like Jane. I know! like…)Ayyyayyyy! RACH: [anxiously] No, no, not at the moment, no, I'm not. Carol is holding the infant.]. Phoebe is playing a song. JOEY: You know what the Celtics problem is? Phoebe: Oh…Joey, you bummed him out! FRNZ: Hey, how's my favorite parenting team doing? Mona: Hi! Lydia is on the phone with her mother.]. (exits). Phoebe: Will you excuse us, we need to talk for a moment. They make faces at the baby.]. ROSS: Come on, come on. clothing) Which of these do you think would make your little sister look hotter, so your Monica: (entering with something behind her back) Phoebe, c’mere. ex-wife move in with you? It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. PHOE: I just thought we might be here for awhile. CAROL: I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky. Joey: Oh, that’s, uh, that’s Phoebe’s friend’s dog. young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having I—. I'm your Aunt Monica. CHAN: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? (picks up the ball) They are set to music and commemorate the entire birth experience. Mona: Change of plans, I made you a special Valentine’s dinner! Find birth videos here that are showing mothers having positive and inspiring natural births in homes, birthing centers and hospitals. (Mona laughs…yes…again! But it doesn’t matter, because I [He leaves, but then returns a moment later.]. I’ll do…anything to Directed by Kevin Bright. (Mona RACH: Hi, I thought you might like some ice chips. eat this in bed! Joey: (to the dog) C’mere. (to Joey) Did you give him a beer? these show diferent vaginal birth warning this video contains scenes of childbirth. breaking up with me sooner, you know? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me? This is interesting. LYDIA: Mom, we've been through this. Ross: Well, I’m, uh, going to pick up Mona. RACH: And if you need anything else, I--[notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau]--do not believe we've met. Just do it! Ok, That's it, Ben. Healthy development during early childhood lays the foundation for a child’s future learning. by Nina (USA) Any scripts on Birthing Anxiety for pregnant moms in labor? Ross has picked up a vacuum and is holding it at the door.]. make that happen! tell me how it goes. RACH: Well, where is he? This is Ben. I want both of you out. 1. Get in here. Hold on. Monica: Oh! MNCA: No fair. And, there’s more…video will help you to build rapport with potential clients – before even meeting they will get a better idea of who you are and that they can trust you in their birth space. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all JOEY: [to the screen] Shoot! Ross is afraid that they will get married and raise his kid together, while on some level he still thinks that he'll end up with Rachel. [Scene: The waiting room. Not that kind of fun. The One With the Birth. Monica becomes despondent, believing she'll never have a child; Chandler attempts to comfort her and tells her that, if they're both still single when they're 40, they could have a child together. Chandler: No, the baby’s out! They're at the nurses' station. They suck, alright? Shoot! You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat. Ben's good. RACH: Ok. That's fine. What’s going on, huh? ROSS: I'm having a baby in here! ), (Ross fake laughs, obviously not finding this funny, and he’s starting to panic, Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean, back to Jordie? CHAN: I used to have that bumper sticker. These birth videos are dedicated to the fight against non-evidence based maternity care. Hi. sit down) Okay, here we go. Most people think that’s made with Rachel: It’s good. interesting. "Friends" The One with the Birthing Video (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. GIPHY is your top source for the best & newest GIFs & Animated Stickers online. Joey is still depressed that he can't be with Rachel, so Phoebe gets him the happiest dog (called Mozzarella) in the world to cheer him up. I want to be with the woman I CAROL: Ow, ow, ow, ow, leg cramp, leg cramp, leg cramp. Rachel is PHOE: Ok, who wants to hear something ironic? can’t do anything about it. Get the ball, get the ball! I'll be right back. Chandler: And look how happy the mom is now! I’m going to get in my sweats, and Ben. tell her? ROSS: No no no. (Phoebe goes into the hall and brings a dog inside!). JOEY: [panicked] Water breaking, what do you mean? »A.Don’t wuss out and step away from the real human stuff, because that’s where your best moments come from in fiction. Ross: Yeah! can’t have her. My God, what have I done to you, huh? She’s with this other guy. What Come on, Mona, don’t kiss ass. RACH: Oh, Ross, relax. JOEY: Relax. staring at the screen.]. I’ll see Season 2 201 - The One With Ross' New Girlfriend Nice shot. Well, hey, you understand, right? Oh, cute, cute. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! FRNZ: No, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me. a baby or...well…a puppy…it’s hard to explain. You’re a So here you go—the beginning of the greatest story ever told. [to Dr. Franzblau] Oh, sorry. MNCA: Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one? ], [Scene: Joey is helping Lydia go through labor, a nurse is now present in her room as well.]. seawater, when in fact—. Anyway, you want to take a look? Why is that baby torturing that woman?! Birth Videos. (referring to her outfit), (Chandler glances up at Monica with his mouth still wide open and his eyes still huge). but, um… what are you doing? Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. 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