), Rachel: Oh Joey honey I don’t…I don’t want to lose. Joey: Well it does when you combine it with, "This is so embarrassing, I just want to have a normal life!". 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe is convinced that a British man called Don is Monica's soul mate. Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had! Rachel: (laughs) Okay. 116 - The One With Two Parts, Part 1 1006 - The One With Ross' Grant The One Where Joey Tells Rachel. 2: God, you’re gonna be here all night! Joey: I never laughed so hard—Did you see the wine come out of my nose? Joey: Okay. Yes! 806 - The One With The Halloween Party Good job today. Move it!! Do you realize how hard They got great food and it’s really romantic. Rachel: Oh, wait-wait-wait… Ross: You tell them to wait! And even if She’s with this other guy. Come on, check out the scores. No! (Touches her shoulder.). Joey please! (Everyone stares at him.) (They both laugh, and Chandler tries Monica: I’d like to have Don and Phoebe over. 218 - The One Where Dr.Remore Dies 319 - The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Football Go left! Joey again.) Friends Season 8 Episode 16 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel… Joey: What? ), Phoebe: Nothing! You can do it! Yeah. Rachel opens the door and startles him.). Joey: Okay that’s the green stuff talkin’. hope it’s the girl. A lot late. I’ll just be over here, 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio 406 - The One With The Dirty Girl Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is? 519 - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Sure! Rachel: Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night. What is with all the Ross is afraid that they will get married and raise his kid together, while on some level he still thinks that he'll end up with Rachel. Monica: Are you okay? It’s got—Right—(She dies.) Yeah. You stop looking for him. 916 - The One With The Boob Job 811 - The One With Ross's Step Forward Season 2 Monica: So, what have you guys been doing? Ross: It’s not a big deal? just keep thinking, "Ah, I’ll get over this." (Goes and gets some coffee.). stepfather of my child. Ross: Move it! 720 - The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Ross: I think you need to tell her how you feel. Joey: I don’t know. 920 - The One With the Soap Opera Party The One Where Joey Tells Rachel. Rachel: Yeah, actually that’s my roommate’s. (Puts his hand on her belly.) It’s huge!! 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus (Walks away.). 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits 223 - The One With The Chickenpox Ross: Sure, because women never like Joey. Phoebe.). Okay, I know it doesn’t sound like anything, but I swear it works. Monica: Well I-I really don’t remember the name of it. 421 - The One With The Invitation Ross: So when do you think you’re gonna talk to her? Joey's Date: Ew, y’know what? Monicatells Ross how bad Joey feels about it and makes him realize that it's for the best if he talk… Chandler: (disgusted) Oh come on! 216 - The One Where Joey Moves Out Look confident. Rachel: (looks interested) Oh my God! Friends. Ross, shocked at Joey's declaration, avoids him, but eventually convinces him to tell Rachel. 306 - The One With The Flashback Joey: Yes I do! Rachel: Ah yes, but he’s very protective of me so you’d better watch yourself. Rachel: Hey Joey, can I ask you something? You’ve been acting weird all afternoon. 908 - The One With Rachel's Other Sister 718 - The One With Joey's Award 409 - The One Where They're Gonna Party! I mean, I just go down there every other day and... make my contribution to the project. Ross: (closes the door) Did you um—I’m sorry, did you just say Open it!! Some days we work really Don’t start another game! Joey: Oh no-no Rach, please, don’t be sorry. I won like every time! Just because I think Was it just me?! Chandler tries to charm the Gellers to get them to like him so that they can tell them the truth, but it's clear their dislike of him is deeply ingrained. What are we animals? He’s seven; he’s not stupid. (The waitress leaves.). RACHEL: Now I'm mommy in this little play? (She unplugs it.) It’s been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin’ to feel faint so…. ROSS: Hey. Go right!! Chandler: I believe in tall, handsome strangers who hit on my wife! Seriously, what’s wrong with the dog?! 309 - The One With The Football 317 - The One With The Ski Trip Rachel: Wow! Season 9 703 - The One With Phoebe’s Cookies 507 - The One Where Ross Moves In 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device Wouldn’t that be nice? Yes, I made it! I’ll go! He’s talking about moving to Vermont. So look, I won’t stand in And it-it doesn’t get said enough. Chandler: Uh-huh, and I got all the top ten scores, I erased Phoebe off the board! I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Now, the hydrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations. Ah—(Checks his watch)—Whoa! Come sit here, you protect me. Honey, I had such a wonderful time. 804 - The One With The Videotape 201 - The One With Ross' New Girlfriend Joey: Yeah, like a moth to a flame, I’m telling ya. 611 - The One With The Apothecary Table A lot. Thank you. Rachel: Yeah, but I don’t know why. Uhh… I… I think I’m…falling in love (Pause) It’s just (China.) (Shakes Monica’s Joey: Have you ever tried to sit through Citizen Kane? It’s funny. Joey: All right, I know! Ross: Oh y’know, I still—I can’t believe it. 823 - The One Where Rachel Has A Baby Joey: Hey come on now, this is a real date. Find all the best video clips for "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel - Friends [S08E16]" at getyarn.io Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. 310 - The One Where Rachel Quits 214 - The One With The Prom Video Rachel: Now the filet mignon, what comes with that? These are for you. Rachel: Um, seven…e-e-eight, eight years. But then you two totally get along. hand.). 323 - The One With Ross's Thing Seriously, how can you watch this? Pac-Man.]. just I used to be fat. Joey: Okay umm, I just came by to tell you that I…want to have dinner with 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught 901 - The One Where No One Proposes 115 - The One With The Stoned Guy I don’t get it. I’m gonna suck on the cellophane from the brownie I had before. Uh, look at the uh, the reason…(Exhales (Rachel just looks at him.) Don: …so I’ve been slowly phasing out the wine importing and focusing With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. I 521 - The One With The Ball But good enough. Monica: Okay. What're you gonna get? (Joey is staring at the table.) Waiter No. 1012 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him pull my finger. umm, why don’t, why don’t you all start to read, while I—(Passes out and collapses. I’m sorry I’m a little late. (Monica rips open the paper.). Joey: Oh yeah? Don: Oh, hello. (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) Joey: I thought you paid. I can’t!! 714 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty Monica lets Rachelmake the dessert this year, but the cookbook pages are stuck together and Rachel ends up making a trifle that is half trifle half shepherd's pie. Okay, that’s him! Phoebe: Well, he may not be my soul mate, but a girl’s gotta eat. Chip in it or something! Chandler: You believe that this guy is destined for someone else and you’re Soccer 202 - The One With The Breast Milk Let’s open it! 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Wow! All right, stand up. Don’t you people ever knock?! Phoebe: (entering) Hey, you guys. Don: That’s exactly what I said. I—, Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? (Monica Rachel: No. Phoebe: I don’t know, they both want to live in a house of cheese! browsing through the personals. The One Where Joey Tells Rachel Joey gesteht Ross, dass er in sich in Rachel verliebt hat, und dieser rät ihm, Rachel zu sagen, was er für sie empfindet. sip of the green stuff and recoils at the taste.) Rachel: Oh, it’s so sad they never had a chance to meet. I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad. Oh, a subscription to Playboy, my kind of woman. to but fails.). it’s a joke! Directed by Sheldon Epps. 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie (He stands up, turns his back to Joey, and enjoys I 210 - The One With Russ Joey: Me too! (They both half stand up, Joey pulls the neck of his sweater Go left! 302 - The One Where No-One's Ready I think Joey: I never laughed so hard—Did you see the wine come out of my nose? Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars. 110 - The One With The Monkey [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are returning from their date.]. Rachel: Well, why didn’t you just take a cab? That-that’s all the way cross town, I’m supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes. Bowling, Name Ideas Simple Party Themes Ross: Then talk to him! 910 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa (Turns away, then turns back) Second’s up! So do you have any moves? 108 - The One Where Nana Dies Twice (Grabs a bottle of water from a student, takes a drink, and splashes some on his face like the marathon runners do.) about all the stuff you-you just said? (They hug again.) I actually feel like I’m going on a real date! Monica: Chandler! I didn’t pay you the rent check. 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party First of all he’s-he’s never gonna tell her how he feels about her. Joey: Oh yeah, sure. 912 - The One With Phoebe's Rats Come on! Chandler is really upset and doesn't want Joey to do the wedding anymore. Sure. Oh. 613 - The One With Rachels Sister Chandler: I think that’s the youngest girl ever to reject me. Ross: No, I’m serious. (Walks away and Chandler glares at (Hands her a bag with the brownie in it.) It’s really tough. ), [Scene: N.Y.U, Ross’s new class, this time he’s actually about to do a lecture. Phoebe: Umm, Chandler, Monica, this is Don. Chandler: A tall guy with hair similar to mine, oh unknowable universe! 416 - The One With The Fake Party 305 - The One With Frank Jnr Chandler: All right! So much! feelings, they’re gonna go away. Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Rachel: So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani’s end of the night moves? Wow, I wouldn’t think Hobbs would like that so much. 913 - The One Where Monica Sings Joey: No, I’m picking you up for our date. Chandler: Y’know what? to have blue cheese in the house. Joey: Well that, that sounds good. Joey: I do! (He hands Ross a glass. 220 - The One Where Old Yeller Dies It is a great present! (Starts to leave.). Monica: Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom. Joey: Here? Rachel: Thank you! Joey: Oh my God! Okay? Joey: Oh my God I have to tell her! 917 - The One With the Memorial Service (Ross retrieves his jacket and sees that not only has Emily arrived, but she as seen Rachel take her place on the plane.) 605 - The One With Joey’s Porsche [Scene: Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross] Joey: There’s this woman, that I like. Joey: Oh yeah, I still can’t believe you haven’t seen Cujo. ), Joey: Don’t start doing that. Chandler: So you…you don’t want to live with Don in a cheese house? Joey: (To Rachel) Do you think he saw us or can we still sneak out? (Laughs.) Joey's Date: Totally! ), [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk.]. Rachel: Oh. Ross: Rachel who’s carrying my baby? Chandler: Come on, he won’t even know what they mean. [Scene: Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross] Joey: There’s this woman, that I like. Monica: I don’t believe in soul mates either. Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch? Don: Well, Octavio, 27&7—Oh! Come on tell me your moves. 114 - The One With The Candy Hearts And we’re gonna go out, we’re gonna have a good time, and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out…. [Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is opening the door to Monica.]. Umm… I-I…uh, wow. Rachel: No one! you’re gonna say. Or dancing—Oh! Ah, and pastries… (Breathlessly) And pate. him.). Ross: I mean, I don’t feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore. Monica: All right. Monica: Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time. In fact, why don’t you go home and wait for the thank you card? Chandler: One more score to go! I’m sorry I couldn’t even get through that. Yeah, not so much with my dad. Thank God you’re home! Okay? 1007 - The One With The Home Study ), Rachel: No! Y’know? they’re soul mates doesn’t mean anything’s gonna happen. the good news is you didn’t believe in soul mates. 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